Kid, if you ever drive that tired again, I will kill you, because you'll kill me, and baby, that's a fucking hassle.

Also, change my fucking icon. I like my default on creationtwinned better. 'S more badass.

Let me be the one who calls you baby
All the time
Surely you can take some comfort
Knowing that you're mine
Just hold me tight, lay by my side
and let me be the one who calls you
Baby all the time

I found my place in the world
Could stare at your face for the rest of
my days
Now I can breathe, turn my insides out
and Smother me
Warm and alive I'm all over you
would you smother me?

Let me be the one who never leaves
You all alone
I hold my breath and lose the feeling
That I'm on my own
Hold me too tight stay by my side
and let me be the one who calls you
Baby all the time

I found my place in the world
Could stare at your face for the rest of
my days
Now I can breathe, turn my insides out
and Smother me
Warm and alive I'm all over you
would you smother me?

When I'm alone time goes so slow
I need you here with me
and how my mistakes have made
Your heart break
Still I need you here with me
Baby I'm here

Now I can breathe, turn my insides out
and Smother me
Warm and alive I'm all over you
would you smother me?

Now I can breathe, turn my insides out
and Smother me
Warm and alive I'm all over you
would you smother me?

Let me be the one who calls you baby
All the time

Let me be the one who calls you baby
All the time

Let me be the one who calls you baby
All the time

Let me be the one who calls you baby
The one who calls you baby

I know I'm gonna get read the riot act for this, but, eh. I get read the riot act for everything I do anyway. What makes this any different?

'Sides, I'm Insanity. I'm universal. I shouldn't have to pick a fuckin' side.

Anyway, sometimes RP and shit isn't enough, and who wants to sit and try to write a long journal entry, picking out what's going on in painstaking detail, around whatever it is Janella's doing. So.

( Monitor )

You know what, Insanity? That is exactly the last thing we need right now. You try a stunt like that again and I'll do more than just toss you across the room. Understand?

You all may as well accept now that you'll be unable to disable me permanently. I'm more than any of you. I'm more than all of you combined. You cannot hope to stop me.

The past few days here have been...instructive. More instructive than you think, I'm sure.

That's my girl.

And...hey, I'm sorry, okay? I wasn't thinking.

We haven't been able to figure out how to reverse it. We'll get it soon, though, I swear. It's just programming, basically, we just have to be really careful about it.

...Thanks for the help last night, everybody.

Reno, ZaiFae, I want you guys look into disabling him. See what you can find. Recruit anyone you think can help, except my guards.

Lucinda, you and Insanity are on guard duty. I'll give you FR, Raph, Crowley, and Aziraphale for backup, but most of it's gonna be up to you two. You're my strongest.

Inspiration, you get Dulcimer and Sean. I need you buffering Janella. Keep her safe, keep her calm, and see what you can do to get her to help. She's the strongest one of us all.

Lightwing, at your discretion. You know better than I where you'd be best deployed.

Anyone else, help where you can and stay out of the way otherwise.

Hn. Human wasn't supposed to figure it out that quickly. She shouldn't have been able to--the command prompt was too subtle, too seamlessly inserted. The compulsion shouldn't have been registered as anything other than her own desire.

Suspect one of the...others...may have informed her.

Unacceptable.

You know what? If you're not even going to bother to put any effort into dealing with him, then shut the fuck up about it. Jesus Christ, is it that hard to figure out?

Either put the effort into containing him, or let him do whatever the hell it is you expect him to do and quit whining. God. Times like this make me wish I was corporeal, so I could smack some sense into you, ya idiot.

This goes for certain other things too, by-the-by, miss "Oh-I-am-going-to-fail-this-final-but-I'm-not-going-to-put-sufficient-effort-into-studying-anyway'."

There is no box. The box is a metaphor, a metaphor for willpower. A metaphor for willpower that's actually less a box and more a big room. A big room reinforced with Irken tech.

...

There is no box, because there's not really a box big enough to hold that nasty fucker.

(But the willpower does have a lot to do with it.)

I still hate snow.

Damn fucking straight I won't let her. The hell's wrong with you, girl, you think that's a good idea? No. Fucking. Way. By all the red-eyed Tallest who ruled before me, if I didn't love her I'd probably behead her!

It's not all bad, though. One thing can be said for Big Bad--we're getting a lot more flexibility than we ever had before. That's never not awesome. And I know it scares her and she's unhappy, but...well, a little veto power's nice, you know? That human little body can't subsist on RPing alone. It's nice to be able to drag her to bed when she needs to go.

( Don't mind me, I'm just feeling sorry for myself. )

Uh. Yeah.

Hn. This place may...not be as...unbearable as I'd initially thought.

Okay, so I get the "giant" in giant evil robot, but I'm still not scared. Fuck him, and fuck Janella for thinking all of us would automatically cower before him because that's how she used to feel.

I can FLY. Fucker can't do a thing to me. I'm not scared of him. Nothing any of us has ever done to another has been permanent, anyway, so even if he did...blast me with his cannon, or whatever, I'd still be fine. Sean's black eye went away in, like, two hours. I know I hit him harder than that.

So I want to be in an RP, mostly 'cause the Girl doesn't write about Matthew and I enough any more. But she says that, because I have red_tailed_lady, I don't get to be used in an RP anywhere. Well...fine. Whatever. But maybe I wouldn't be so pissed if she let me sit down and actually, y'know, update it once and a while.

Whatever. Okay. So she wants to cater to the Twins. Maybe if I felt her up every once in a while I'd get some more attention too. (And I know you're one of the walkers, Insanity, anyone with eyes would be able to see that.) Stop being so smug about it.

Ugh. This shit's so unfair sometimes.

Well, shit. Sucker's not nearly so scary as Janella led us to think he'd be. What happened to the "giant" part of "giant evil robot"?

Oh crap. This is what happened last year. Only this year it's worse.

Oh no. She's discovered my nefarious plot. Again.

...

HahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~!

Man, this shit is fun!

I don't get what the big deal with piercings is. They're fun! And tattoos too--I have them all of my body. (Tattoos, not piercings. Though piercings all over would be kinky. But no. Just tattoos.)

So yeah okay maybe they hurt a little little, but COME ON. They rock! You can put things in 'em, and customize how they look. YOu can accessorize your body!

Hee hee. I got her to do the one.

Let's see how many holes I can get in her.

Yesterday was fun. I do love it so when i get let out--it's very entertaining. The best part, though, was the way she didn't notice until she was was walking back to her dorm after class.

That's the best.

Poor kid. Probably have a heart attack if she realized how often we do that to her.